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Conference Guernsey - A consortium of the main conference suppliers. Enquiry form and contact details
Franchise Concepts - Management guide to business and development opportunities.
Franchise Zone - Business planning, development, support and management guide.
Guernseyhome.com - Official Board of Industry resource offering a definitive guide to b2b e-business in the Island.
World Island Tourism - Consultative group, provide islands with a co-ordinated approach to key island tourism issues and other related services. Brochure download
Investors in People Guernsey - Initiative promoting the Standard within the Island. Includes participating companies advisers and news.
Search Guernsey - Web Directory. Features a search directory on local businesses. Includes local airport and weather information.
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