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Guernsey Computers Ltd - Microsoft and AppleMac products. Product of the month and second-hand computer equipment.

Milvus Ltd - Financial software provision.

Blicqs Internet Axioms Ltd - Internet solutions for business. Specialists in web design, hosting, e-commerce, internet enabled applications, databases, and site management systems.

Cable and Wireless (Guernsey) Ltd - E-mail and account management portal.

Computer Solutions Ltd - Internet solutions for the business user. Specialising in web site design, development, and hosting.

Design Innovations - Design and programming services. Contact and modular price details.

Dixcart.net Ltd - Specialises in running offshore Internet trading sites. Subsidiary of an international professional services organisation.

Guernsey Net - ISP and data housing, providing business and networking solutions.

ITEX (Guernsey) Ltd - Offshore co-location and data housing, managed services and T1 bandwidth.

Tinsley Consulting - Part-time freelance software engineer based in Guernsey specialising in dynamic online e-business systems using active server pages. Some general software engineering projects in Visual Basic also undertaken.

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Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull Computers and Internet This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Computers and Internet It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Computers and Internet "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Computers and Internet I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Computers and Internet I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. If you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Computers and Internet If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Computers and Internet It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence Computers and Internet America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins Computers and Internet Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Computers and Internet All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige Computers and Internet How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach Computers and Internet Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words Computers and Internet At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Maurice Maeterlink They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein Computers and Internet I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Computers and Internet The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson Computers and Internet We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Computers and Internet "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur Computers and Internet "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Computers and Internet "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Computers and Internet
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