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Instanet Ltd - Computer network and cabling with computer sales area.
Lynx Wealth Management Systems - 4Series modular software package for financial institutions. Product profile and contact details.
Alternative Solutions Ltd - Network and System integration specialists in the British Channel Islands with a comprehensive portfolio of IT services including Business Continuity, Disaster Recovery, outsourcing, 40,000 item on-line shop, Maintenance. Products provided from Gateway, Compaq, HP, Toshiba and Xerox.
Fusion Systems Ltd - Flying Boat - a Windows-based software package providing, multi-currency, bookkeeping, database and reporting functions.
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Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Consultants I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. -- Lisa Moriyama Consultants In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner Consultants There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Consultants Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Consultants All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Consultants That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Consultants A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous Consultants "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere Consultants The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Consultants "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Consultants "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Consultants For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. 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