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"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accountants In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Accountants
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Accountants blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Accountants
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accountants Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Accountants
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce Accountants "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
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-- Virginia Woolf Accountants
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Accountants Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Accountants
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
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-- Ed Abbey The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Accountants Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accountants
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Accountants Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Accountants
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Accountants Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Accountants
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Accountants "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Accountants
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Accountants It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
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-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Accountants
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accountants Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Accountants
