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Evans & Co - Office furniture sales and installation. Product information and enquiry form.
John de Garis Photography - Examples of work including advertising campaigns and travelogues.
John Fitzgerald Photography - Wedding photography gallery and contact.
NRG International - Distributors of Nashuatec and Gestetner products. Brand and Group services guide.
Aztec Group - Office and general stationery and printing supplies, with ordering facility.
Point of Sale - Shopfitting and display Equipment company. Catalogue and newsletter.
Guernsey Event Services - Complete event hire service: marquees, generators, dance floors, sound systems, furniture hire, portable cabins and ancillary equipment.
Solutions - First Aid and Safety Training Guernsey - Offers a full range of training courses including risk assessment, first aid at work, emergency first aid, coshh, manual handling. Jersey and UK courses run by arrangement. Full safety consultancy available.
Top Cat Catering - Events and catering provision. Describes services and includes a brochure download.
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