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Ego Motifs Ltd - Garments embroidered with logo or motif. Web site provides a catalogue of clothing, with an ordering facility.
E.A. Carey (Europe) Ltd - Tobacconist for pipe smokers with secure ordering facility for pipes, tobacco and cigars. Includes the Magic Inch and accessories.
MX2 - Mail-order supplier of photographic film and batteries and branded and compatible computer peripheral accessories for digital photography enthusiasts.
Big Fish Ltd - Printers and ancillary products. A worldwide directory with franchise opportunities.
Quayside Ltd - Home, garden, chandlery and DIY portal. Includes a wedding list gift directory service, with purchasing facilities.
Guernsey Sweaters Ltd - Online retailing of the traditional guernsey jumper. Fully secured payment processor and expeditious dispatch. All colours and sizes of the all-weather woollen.
Offshore Motorcycle Parts - Offers clear, dark and iridium tinted visors. Includes Harley Davidson genuine parts catalogue request.
Directfoto - Mail order film processing. Services and ordering details.
Health Span - Focus: Condition based vitamin supplements. Describes, products and includes articles and ordering facility.
Guernsey Knitwear Company - Mail-order catalogue of hand-finished traditional Guernseys and cardigans.
The Guernsey Shop - Features the Guernsey jumper. Order by size, colour and quantity.
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