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Drug Concern - Organisation offering information and help to parents and children regarding issues pertaining to recreational drug use and abuse.
IslandHealth - Welcome to the website for Guernsey's L'Aumone and St, Sampson's Medical Centre.
Bodyworks Fitness Centre - Details and photographs of the facilities and equipment available along with member and contact information.
Mental Health Info and Links - Self-help information and 100s of links to information for all mental health conditions. Also includes Guernsey resources.
Guernsey Health Promotion Unit - We are part of the Public Health Directorate of the Guernsey Board of Health and our role is to actively promote healthy lifestyles within the Bailiwick of Guernsey.
Guernsey Chest & Heart Association - A charitable body, primarily concerned with the provision of a free health screening service to the residents of the Bailiwick of Guernsey.
Ken Rabey Leisure - Fitness and party equipment, hire and purchase. Product and contact details.
Orthomolecular Oncology - Self help guide for cancer patients.
Les Nicolles Lodge - A caring home for the older person. Set in a tranquil area on the beautiful and picturesque Island of Guernsey, Les Nicolles Lodge enjoys an unrivalled reputation for the quality of life enjoyed by it's residents.
Multiple Sclerosis Society - The Multiple Sclerosis society exists to support MS sufferers and their carers and also to fund research into beating this disease.
Queens Road Dental Centre - Dental care provider of implants, whitening, cosmetics and orthodontics.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi Health Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Health There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous Health "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today? --Loesje The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Health Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre Health You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Health "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Health Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Health I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Health I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Health Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan Health "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Health The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley Health When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel Health "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Health I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. -- Groucho Marx Health Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Health A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco Health All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Health
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