A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Travel and Tourism No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Travel and Tourism
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Travel and Tourism
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Travel and Tourism Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Travel and Tourism
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Travel and Tourism blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Travel and Tourism
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln What's new? Most of my wife. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Travel and Tourism
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Travel and Tourism The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Travel and Tourism
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Travel and Tourism History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Travel and Tourism
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Travel and Tourism
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Travel and Tourism Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
