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Adair Bungalows. - Situated on the west coast of the island at Vazon, less than 100 yards from the beach. They are comfortable, spacious, fully equipped and ideal for a relaxing holiday.
The Dower Cottage - The Dower Cottage at St.Pierre du Bois offers very comfortable self catering accommodation, with its own walled garden it adjoins our 15th century farmhouse.
La Pointe Farm - This 11 acre property sits on a hill in the parish of St. Peter in the Wood with sea views to the front and a peaceful green valley behind.
Dove Cottage - Details of a cottage that sleeps four adults plus two children.
Self Catering Holidays. - Establishments in various island locations. From the family holiday to the quiet romantic break, we have the location to suit you.
Mirus Cottage - Set within an eleven acre farm, in beautiful countryside where, although not a working farm.
La Madeleine Holiday Apartments - Offer holiday apartments in a central location in St Peter Port, Guernsey.
Les Granges des Fleurs - Cottage amenities information with tariff and contact form.
The Ferns - Situated by the west coast beach of Cobo. Details of apartments and tariffs.
Albany Apartments - Details of ann establishment situated on the outskirts of St Peter Port. Gallery and contact information.
Les Buttes Holiday Cottages - Details of a converted old Guernsey Farm, set in the heart of the countryside. Tariff and contact information.
Vazon Bay Apartments - Situated on the west coast of the island. Details of facilities and tariff.
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No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Self Catering Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Self Catering Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. 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That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Self Catering We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln Self Catering Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Self Catering I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Self Catering "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Self Catering Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Self Catering Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. -- Clare Boothe Luce "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" 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