I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Occupational Health and Safety "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Occupational Health and Safety
"There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Occupational Health and Safety Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Occupational Health and Safety
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Occupational Health and Safety Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Occupational Health and Safety
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Occupational Health and Safety "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Occupational Health and Safety
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Occupational Health and Safety I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Occupational Health and Safety
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Occupational Health and Safety I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Occupational Health and Safety
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Occupational Health and Safety A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Occupational Health and Safety
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Occupational Health and Safety Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Occupational Health and Safety
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Occupational Health and Safety "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Occupational Health and Safety
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Occupational Health and Safety Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Occupational Health and Safety
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Occupational Health and Safety Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Occupational Health and Safety
