Gemenc Co. Ltd. - Forest and game management company working in the Gemenc Conservation Area.
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Agriculture The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Agriculture
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Agriculture I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Agriculture
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Agriculture Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Agriculture
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Agriculture Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Agriculture
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Agriculture Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agriculture
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Agriculture And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Agriculture
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Agriculture A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Agriculture
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Agriculture Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Agriculture
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Agriculture Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Agriculture
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Agriculture I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Agriculture
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Agriculture "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Agriculture
