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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marketing "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Marketing
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Marketing "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Marketing
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Marketing It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Marketing
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Marketing You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Marketing
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Marketing Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Marketing
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Marketing If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Marketing
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Marketing Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marketing
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Marketing "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marketing
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Marketing Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Marketing
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Marketing In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marketing
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Marketing "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Marketing
