Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Health "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Health
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Health I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Health
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Health "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Health
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Health
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Health "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Health
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Health I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Health
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Health "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Health Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Health
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Health
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Health I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Health
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Health I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Health
