If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Transportation The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Transportation
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Transportation "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Transportation
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Transportation There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Transportation
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Transportation He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Transportation
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Transportation The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Transportation
All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Transportation "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Transportation
"Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Transportation All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Transportation
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Transportation Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Transportation
Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Transportation Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Transportation
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Transportation Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Transportation
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Transportation Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Transportation
