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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Pest County No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Pest County
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Pest County Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Pest County
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Pest County Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Pest County
"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Pest County "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Pest County
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Pest County All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Pest County
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Pest County The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Pest County
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Pest County Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Pest County
Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Pest County "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Pest County
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Pest County I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Pest County
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Pest County Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Pest County
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Pest County "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Pest County
