Royal Natural Snack - Treats for dogs made made solely out of dried Icelandic fish skin.
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Animals No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Animals
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Animals Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Animals
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Animals Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Animals
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Animals Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Animals
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Animals To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Animals
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Animals In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Animals
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Animals Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Animals
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Animals blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Animals
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Animals People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Animals
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Animals You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Animals
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Animals Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Animals
