blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Hella The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Hella
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Hella Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Hella
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Hella "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Hella
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Hella "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Hella
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Hella It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hella
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Hella "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Hella
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Hella I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Hella
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Hella Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Hella
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Hella "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Hella
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Hella Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Hella
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Hella "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Hella
