"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Emigration For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Emigration
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Emigration A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Emigration
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Emigration Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Emigration
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Emigration There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Emigration
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Emigration Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Emigration
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Emigration A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Emigration
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Emigration "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Emigration
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Emigration It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Emigration
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Emigration I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Emigration
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Emigration There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Emigration
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Emigration Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun What's new? Most of my wife. Emigration
