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-- G. K. Chesterton Weather
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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-- Woody Allen With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
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-- Lewis Grizzard I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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- Umberto Eco Weather
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
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-- William James As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Weather "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Weather
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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-- Jacob Braude Weather
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
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-- Brendon Behan "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Weather Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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-- James Thurber Weather
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-- Benjamin Franklin Weather
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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