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Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Performing Arts Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Performing Arts
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Performing Arts Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Performing Arts
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Performing Arts "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Performing Arts
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Performing Arts Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Performing Arts
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Performing Arts Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Performing Arts
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Performing Arts Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Performing Arts
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Performing Arts Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Performing Arts
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Performing Arts Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Performing Arts
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Performing Arts My other wife is beautiful. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Performing Arts
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Performing Arts To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Performing Arts
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Performing Arts I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Performing Arts
