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To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Advertising and Marketing The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Advertising and Marketing
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Advertising and Marketing I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Advertising and Marketing
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Advertising and Marketing Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Advertising and Marketing
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Advertising and Marketing If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Advertising and Marketing
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Advertising and Marketing Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Advertising and Marketing
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Advertising and Marketing "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Advertising and Marketing
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Advertising and Marketing A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Advertising and Marketing
How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Advertising and Marketing Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising and Marketing
"Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising and Marketing What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Advertising and Marketing
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Advertising and Marketing That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Advertising and Marketing
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Advertising and Marketing "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Advertising and Marketing
