Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Breeders Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Breeders
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Breeders "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Breeders
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Breeders I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Breeders
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Breeders Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Breeders
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Breeders It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Breeders
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Breeders "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Breeders
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Breeders My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Breeders
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Breeders I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Breeders
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Breeders Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Breeders
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Breeders I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Breeders
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Breeders "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Breeders
