Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kennels "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Kennels
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Kennels "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Kennels
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Kennels When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Kennels
The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Kennels "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Kennels
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Kennels All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Kennels
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Kennels If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Kennels
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Kennels Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Kennels
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Kennels "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Kennels
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Kennels Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Kennels
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Kennels Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Kennels
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Kennels You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Kennels
