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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Parts and Supplies Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
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-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Parts and Supplies I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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-- George Bird Evans The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
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-- Ralph Mars I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Parts and Supplies Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Parts and Supplies
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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-- H. L. Mencken Parts and Supplies Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
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blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
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-- Tom Stoppard Parts and Supplies You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Parts and Supplies The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf To teach is to learn twice.
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"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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- Samuel Johnson The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Winston Churchill Parts and Supplies
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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-- Stephen Leacock Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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-- Woody Allen Parts and Supplies
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Parts and Supplies A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
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"Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
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