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-- Hector Louis Berlioz Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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-- Mark Twain At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
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-- Oscar Wilde Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
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-- Groucho Marx Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
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-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Repair and Service
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
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-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
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-- Booker T. Washington To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
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-- Mark Twain "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
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-- Henry David Thoreau A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Repair and Service Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
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-- Ovid We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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-- H. L. Mencken Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Repair and Service
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-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
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-- G. K. Chesterton No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
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- Friedrich Nietzsche A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
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