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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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-- Malcolm Forbes Data Communications
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
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-- Rogers Facts are the enemy of truth.
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Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
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they die earlier.
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"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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- Aristotle Data Communications
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I shall return.
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-- American Proverb Data Communications
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
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-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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