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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr E-mail The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) E-mail
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov E-mail That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud E-mail
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer E-mail Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker E-mail
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. E-mail To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin E-mail
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein E-mail Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) E-mail
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop E-mail Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) E-mail
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg E-mail Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) E-mail
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington E-mail The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) E-mail
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Spinster: A bachelor's wife. E-mail "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) E-mail
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney E-mail The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein E-mail
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict E-mail The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. E-mail
