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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Education and Training Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Education and Training
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Education and Training Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Education and Training
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Education and Training A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Education and Training
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Education and Training Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Education and Training
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Education and Training You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Education and Training
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education and Training LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Education and Training
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Education and Training Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Education and Training
Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Education and Training A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Education and Training
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Education and Training Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Education and Training
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Education and Training The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Education and Training
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Education and Training "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
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