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If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
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-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
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Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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