The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
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-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Electrical Contractors The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Electrical Contractors Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Electrical Contractors
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Electrical Contractors As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Electrical Contractors
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Electrical Contractors The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Electrical Contractors
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Electrical Contractors The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- William Gladstone The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Electrical Contractors
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
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-- Albert Einstein Electrical Contractors Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Electrical Contractors
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
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-- Calvin Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Electrical Contractors
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Electrical Contractors The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Electrical Contractors
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Electrical Contractors Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Electrical Contractors
It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Electrical Contractors A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
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-- Sydney Smith I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Electrical Contractors
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Electrical Contractors Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Electrical Contractors
