"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
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is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Janitorial Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
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-- Marvin Kitman I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Janitorial "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
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were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
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-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
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It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
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-- Gandhi Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Janitorial Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
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Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Janitorial We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
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"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
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-- Napoleon Bonaparte Janitorial It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Janitorial The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Janitorial One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Janitorial "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Janitorial "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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