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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Hospitality Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Hospitality
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Hospitality Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Hospitality
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Hospitality The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Hospitality
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Hospitality "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Hospitality
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Hospitality The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Hospitality
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Hospitality I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Hospitality
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Hospitality Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Hospitality
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Hospitality The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Hospitality
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Hospitality Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Hospitality
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Hospitality In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Hospitality
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Hospitality More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Hospitality
