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-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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-- Stephen Leacock Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
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-- Soren Kierkegaard I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
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-- Lynda Barry Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
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-- Betty Shabazz Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
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-- Paulo Freire Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
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