Nixers.ie - Short term, part-time, and summer jobs in Ireland.
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Part-time "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Part-time
My other wife is beautiful. It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Part-time The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Part-time
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Part-time Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Part-time
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Part-time Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Part-time
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Part-time I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Part-time
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Part-time He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Part-time
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Part-time A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Part-time
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Part-time An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Part-time
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Part-time In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Part-time
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Part-time "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Part-time
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Part-time Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Part-time
