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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
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-- Sydney Smith "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Event Planning Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
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- George Washington Carver My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Event Planning
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Event Planning It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Event Planning
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
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-- S. T. Coleridge "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Event Planning Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Man and wife make one fool. Event Planning
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Event Planning When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Event Planning
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Event Planning Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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-- Anon Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry Event Planning
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Event Planning Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Event Planning Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Event Planning
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Event Planning There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Event Planning
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Event Planning A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Event Planning
If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Event Planning America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Event Planning
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Event Planning "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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