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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Weddings "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Weddings
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Weddings Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weddings
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Weddings Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Weddings
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Weddings If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Weddings
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Weddings Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Weddings
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Weddings No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Weddings
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Weddings The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weddings
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Weddings "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Weddings
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Weddings The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Weddings
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Weddings "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Weddings
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Weddings The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Weddings
