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"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Financial Consultants The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Financial Consultants
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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-- Jacob Braude Two souls with but a single thought,
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-- Fredrich Halm Financial Consultants Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Financial Consultants
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
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-- Douglas Coupland Financial Consultants When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- Marcel Achard "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
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Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Financial Consultants My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Financial Consultants
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Financial Consultants Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
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-- English Professor, Ohio University Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Financial Consultants
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
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-- Hen Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Financial Consultants "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Two souls with but a single thought,
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-- Fredrich Halm Financial Consultants
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Financial Consultants A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
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-- Oscar Wilde "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Financial Consultants
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Financial Consultants Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Financial Consultants
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
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-- Seneca Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Financial Consultants Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
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-- Anonymous Financial Consultants
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Financial Consultants Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Financial Consultants
