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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Home and Garden I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Home and Garden
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Home and Garden Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Home and Garden
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Home and Garden "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Home and Garden
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Home and Garden Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Home and Garden
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Home and Garden Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Home and Garden
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Home and Garden We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Home and Garden
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Home and Garden "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Home and Garden
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Home and Garden The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Home and Garden
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Home and Garden Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Home and Garden
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Home and Garden "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Home and Garden
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Home and Garden If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Home and Garden
