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-- Alexandre Dumas fils In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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-- H. L. Mencken I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Office Products You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
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-- Henry David Thoreau Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
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