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It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Travel and Tourism When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Travel and Tourism
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Travel and Tourism
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Travel and Tourism
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Travel and Tourism Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Travel and Tourism
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Travel and Tourism Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Travel and Tourism
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Travel and Tourism
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Travel and Tourism In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Travel and Tourism
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Travel and Tourism My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Travel and Tourism
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Travel and Tourism To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Travel and Tourism
