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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Property My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Property
"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Property Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Property
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Property "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Property
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Property The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Property
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Property "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Property
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Property "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Property
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Property If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Property
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Property "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Property
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Property He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Property
Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Property Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Property
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Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Property "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Property
