This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Cooraclare Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Cooraclare
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Cooraclare Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Cooraclare
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Cooraclare We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Cooraclare
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Cooraclare Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Cooraclare
"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Cooraclare "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Cooraclare
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Cooraclare God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Cooraclare
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cooraclare I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Cooraclare
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Cooraclare The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Cooraclare
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Cooraclare Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Cooraclare
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Cooraclare To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Cooraclare
"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Cooraclare A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Cooraclare
