Walsh's Pub - Traditional Irish music pub located in the heart of Cree village.
Cuaracriogh House - Bed and breakfast in the Cree Doonbeg-area offers details of rates and reservations. Convenient to the new Greg Norman Golf Links Course in Doonbeg.
Woodlodge - Details of self-catering farmhouse cottage, located in a quiet location near Cree/Doonbeg. Includes map and contact information.
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Cree Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Cree
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Cree When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Cree
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Cree "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cree
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Cree Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Cree
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Cree Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Cree
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Cree Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Cree
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Cree "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Cree
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Cree Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Cree
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Cree Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Cree
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Cree The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Cree
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Cree When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Cree
