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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Doonbeg Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus My other wife is beautiful. There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Doonbeg
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Doonbeg What's new? Most of my wife. "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Doonbeg
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Doonbeg "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Doonbeg
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Doonbeg "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Doonbeg
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Doonbeg If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Doonbeg
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Doonbeg I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Doonbeg
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Doonbeg There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Doonbeg
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Doonbeg "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Doonbeg
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Doonbeg "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Doonbeg
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Doonbeg This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Doonbeg
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Doonbeg My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Doonbeg
