Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Feakle "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Feakle
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Feakle Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Feakle
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Feakle Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Feakle
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Feakle Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Feakle
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Feakle If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Feakle
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Feakle Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Feakle
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Feakle I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Feakle
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Feakle Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Feakle
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Feakle If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Feakle
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Feakle Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Feakle
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Feakle "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Feakle
