Pine Valley Recording Studio - A recording studio in Killaloe, offers audio, post-production for traditional, classical and modern music and films.
Burnaby Lodge - Details on family run bed and breakfast close to Killaloe.
Lakeland House - Details of bed and breakfast accommodation.
Rathmore House - Bed and breakfast overlooking Lough Derg.
Shannon Cottage - Bed and breakfast located on the banks of the River Shannon near Limerick city and O'Brien's bridge, a traditional cottage.
Lakeside Hotel - Hotel and leisure centre, beside the River Shannon and Lough Derg.
Killaloe and Ballina - Information on the twin towns of Killaloe and Ballina. Covers accommodation, entertainment, and events.
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Killaloe Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Killaloe
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Killaloe An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Killaloe
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Killaloe "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Killaloe
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Killaloe Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Killaloe
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Killaloe With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Killaloe
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Killaloe My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Killaloe
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Killaloe Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Killaloe
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Killaloe Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Killaloe
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Killaloe Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Killaloe
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Killaloe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Killaloe
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Killaloe Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
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