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-- Richard Braunstein Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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-- Mark Twain The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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-- R. Buckminster Fuller Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
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"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
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-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
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-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
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-- Steve Bluestone If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
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-- Stephen Leacock Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
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-- Woody Allen "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
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