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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Tulla Marriage is a rest period between romances. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Tulla
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Tulla I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Tulla
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Tulla A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Tulla
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Tulla Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Tulla
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Tulla Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tulla
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Tulla "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Tulla
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Tulla Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Tulla
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Tulla Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Tulla
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Tulla Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Tulla
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Tulla "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Tulla
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Tulla The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Tulla
