Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Recreation and Sports Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Recreation and Sports
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Recreation and Sports The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Recreation and Sports
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Recreation and Sports
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Recreation and Sports The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Recreation and Sports Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Recreation and Sports
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Recreation and Sports I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Recreation and Sports
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Recreation and Sports They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Recreation and Sports
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Recreation and Sports Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Recreation and Sports
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Recreation and Sports A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Recreation and Sports
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Recreation and Sports Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
