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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Computers and Internet If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Computers and Internet There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Computers and Internet
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Computers and Internet "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Computers and Internet
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Computers and Internet "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Computers and Internet
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Computers and Internet To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Computers and Internet
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Computers and Internet Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Computers and Internet
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Computers and Internet The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Computers and Internet
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Computers and Internet A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Computers and Internet
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Computers and Internet Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Computers and Internet The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Computers and Internet
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Computers and Internet "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Computers and Internet
